<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14513983</id><updated>2011-04-21T22:11:58.448-07:00</updated><title type='text'>foodeez</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://foodeez.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14513983/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://foodeez.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>yoursomeone</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14513983.post-112180785881175335</id><published>2005-07-19T14:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-19T14:17:38.816-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Panic attack at GWB Megamart</title><content type='html'>Went grocery shopping at The George W. Bush Megamart this morning and since the store wasn't too crowded, I felt relaxed and shopped at a leisurely pace. In produce, a cute tattooed, goateed young man asked me which of the greens were parsley. I pointed out the herb in question and joked, "What are you doing shopping for parsley if you don't even know what it looks like?" He gave me a funny look and said sort of defensively, "I know what it looks like ... there's just so many ... green things here." And then he chuckled. Oh if I were about 10 years younger and single. I would have told him my risque parsley joke. Romance in the produce section. Swoon.And then when I was nearly done shopping, just going through the last few aisles, I felt weak, shaky and slightly nauseous. Panic attack? Or was it fumes from the cleaning products? The last time it happened it was in/near the cleaning product aisle. I think must have a reaction to the combination of fumes in that aisle. Once I got to the checkout lanes, I felt a little better. Maybe I should wear a Michael Jackson surgical mask when I shop.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14513983-112180785881175335?l=foodeez.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14513983/posts/default/112180785881175335'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14513983/posts/default/112180785881175335'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://foodeez.blogspot.com/2005/07/panic-attack-at-gwb-megamart.html' title='Panic attack at GWB Megamart'/><author><name>yoursomeone</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry></feed>
